It kind of makes you scratch your head and ask, "Who’s better qualified to say this mom’s disability makes it impossible for her to work... a doctor, or a Paper Pusher?" Our job is to see to it that the doctor wins. Lots of Paper Pushers resent that. You have no idea how terrible we feel about that. (Or maybe you do.)
Paper Pushers have always done their best to ignore common sense. In Pennsylvania, for example, the (seldom... if ever enforced) Paper Pusher designed law says: "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass." Even in Amish Country, that makes as much sense as the thought that the Paper Pusher knows more than the doctor.
How about an Alabama law that says: "It is illegal for a man to attempt to influence, for purposes of a romantic relationship, a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage." Paper Pusher Party Poopers !
In Alaska, state law says, "Emergencies are to be held to a minimum, and rarely are to be found to exist." That’s the work of a true Paper Pushing Professional.
Oakland, California law makes it "illegal to grow a tree in front of your neighbor’s window and block his view." That makes a modicum of sense...but the next sentence is pure Paper Pushing: "This law is not to be enforced if the tree is a redwood or box elder."
But Paper Pushing possibly peaks in my home state...New York...where "Husband and wife cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences...unless they both agree to it."
I thought some of you who are frustrated with trying to win your Social Security Disability case against the Paper Pushers, might be relieved to know that they aren’t picking specifically on you...although I’m sure sometimes it must feel that way. And truth be told...sometimes they make perfect sense...in Cleveland, for example, where it is "illegal to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in someone else’s lap"...or in Oklahoma, where "Whaling is illegal"...or in Utah, where, "Birds have the right of way on all highways."I also thought some of you might also like to know that the mom and baby in that commercial really are my next door neighbors. And "Kathy" is now a very grown up young lady, who...with her mom’s help... baked me some brownies for my birthday this year. I’m quite sure...as the commercial says..."she’s going to do just fine."